The title of the movie, to be clear is Titanic II, not ‘Titanic II – No this is NOT a Joke’ as the title may suggest! I can’t believe it either as the movie that could never, ever spawn a sequel, has indeed, spawned a sequel! Will it hit an ice berg? YES?!?!With the tragic line of

“Looks like history is repeating itself!”

Who writes this stuff?!

To my knowledge, Jack does not ‘Come back’ and neither does Kate Winslet. I’ll let the trailer do the talking while I (along with no doubt many of you) do the moaning!

Dread Central have unleashed this travesty onto the world so blame them, I’m just the messenger! This is almost as bad as another Spice Girls movie but that will never happen will it?! Oh man!!!

Synopsis: On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened “Titanic 2,” follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an iceberg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.

Titanic II is directed by Shane Van Dyke and ‘stars’ Bruce Davison, Brooke Burns, Shane Van Dyke, Marie Westbrook, Gerald Webb and Harmony Blossom.