This is the one you Red Riding Hood marketing completists have been waiting for – Russia’s own poster for the Catherine Hardwicke film. We are so good to you.

Amanda Seyfried leads the Hardwicke film and stars alongside with Virginia Madsen, Billy Burke, Julie Christie, Shiloh Fernandez, Gary Oldman, Michael Shanks and Luke Haas – personally I’m only in it for Goldman (which is what my sleep deprived brain turned Gary Oldman’s name into – I’ve decided not to correct it in the hope that it catches on).

I’m sure that if you cared to, you could read something very insightful into each country’s specific variant poster for the film, something about the role of folklore in each society and how fear, innocence and the allure of such is conveyed and represented, then used to sell tickets to a movie most people are saying is Twilight with a cape. Or not. It’s up to you.

Here’s Russia’s version all the way from Shockya, tomorrow it’s Bulgaria’s turn*.

*Probably, hopefully not.