4. Twelve Monkeys
Why not visit Earth?
Tired of living in busy, overpopulated surroundings? Here on our Earth, there’s plenty of space, even in our biggest cities. We boast a veritable wildlife haven. Try the world’s first city-based safari, where the animals are allowed to roam completely free. Be sure to look out for our special offers on winter breaks, with hazmat suits included.
Our accommodation might be in need improvement. Some have complained that it is cramped and dark. It can also be difficult to find a working dry-cleaners. Our technology is a little behind the times, but we’ve cobbled together what we can, using all possible resources. The music scene here is, unfortunately, dead. There are, however, plenty of opportunities for onward travel for the strong-minded.
Don’t forget your insurance.
