1. Planet of the Apes / Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Why not visit Earth?
You’ll feel like you’re in a whole new time. You’ll get plenty of peace and quiet, as the local people are a quiet bunch. There’s also plenty of wildlife to enjoy, mostly of the simian persuasion. Remember, if you do get in trouble with our more savage citizens, don’t be afraid to speak up. Leisure pursuits on offer include horse riding, hunting and rock climbing. Origami and archaeology may be slightly riskier. Feel free to visit our local place of worship, though some customs may differ from what you might be used to.
Don’t enter the forbidden zone. And if you’re hoping to see our world-famous landmarks, you might have to hunt high and low to find them. Transport is unreliable, as our subway system is out of commission, and we have had some issues with crashing spaceships. Be mindful, our current seasons is coming to a close, but we assure you, it will go out with a bang.
Keep an eye out for our lively underground scene.
