8. Wall-E
Why not visit Earth?
For the experience of total isolation, there’s only one place to go. Leave behind human contact altogether. Explore our Earth, and discover the many hidden treasures. We offer beautiful vistas, and have been voted as the number one location for finding romance with like-minded individuals.
The local flora leaves something to be desired. Our landscape is starting to show signs of life, and we are working on the reported refuse problems. There is, however, some way to go. If you don’t like cockroaches, this may not be the ideal destination for you. If you want to enjoy the peace and quiet that this picturesque destination has to offer, you are advised to act quickly. We are expecting a large influx of visitors very soon.
Please do not litter.
