Michelle Rodriguez starring in an action-packed retelling of Orson Welles’ Citizen Kane? Look at her welding that huge bazooka on the poster. Check out the heat she’s packing in the teaser trailer!

Wait…hold on a minute. Before you all get excited (like I did) over this Grindhouse-esque action fest re-telling of a classic from movie folklore, let me put an end to your geeky anticipation by revealing that Bleeding Cool has unearthed that this is in fact a fake movie trailer created for a coming-of-age comedy called Blacktino from Aaron Burns.

Oh well. Maybe in time we’ll see a surge in interest of this mock viral, which will inspire the creators to produce a full-length version in a similar fashion to what happened with Machete (which Rodriguez actually co-stars in).