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ROUTINE, BE GONE: I present to you five horror films from the recent decade that will have you scrambling for the remote and keeping your eyes open – simultaneously – not to mention a little humor thrown in there.
These are five films that you may not readily recognize, but you may have definitely scanned the DVD box cover, or surfed passed it on Netflix or Lovefilm, not knowing the treasures awaiting you…
The atmospheric cinematography and original score are definitely top notch, but it’s the realistic performance from all actors involve which really deserve the applause. Ray Wise holds it steady as the dad, but it’s Lin Shaye, who has usually been reduced to supporting comedic roles in films like “There’s Something About Mary,” who really shines through. Her insanity is just… incredible, much like this super gem.
The best thing about this movie isn’t the great acting, or fantastic direction, or perfectly horrifying set design – it’s the fact that these women characters are never reduced to your typical horror heroines stereotypes. No big-breasted blondes; no moronic college girls ‘running up the stairs when they should be running out the front door’. These are real women, real friends, in a life-or-death situation.
A low-budget Canadian production has never looked so good. The two female leads have been trained and perfected; the direction is mortifyingly good with a sick, twisted humor and an eye for gore; the make-up is infused with energy and love from the crew; but most of all, it’s the script, which calls to mind the great girl-slang lingo of “Heathers” from the ‘80s. A dark, fun, and unforgettable werewolf ride.
Jocelyn Donahue is Samantha, your average college girl trying to make a buck. She answers a vague babysitting ad, and her fate is sealed. On this eerie night, Samantha is lured out to the house of the Ulmans, one of the most disturbingly, quietly sinister pairs seen in horror films in years, and the ‘70s-infused terror begins. With a deadly perfect original score to match the era, gorgeous direction and set design, plenty of tricks and treats, and cameos from Dee Wallace Stone, Mary Woronov, and Tom Noonan, you know you’re in for the time of your life.
We follow Leslie Vernon, a really sweet, endearing, agile guy on his quest to be the world’s next greatest serial killer. Mind you, this film exists in a world where Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers were real men whose dirty deeds all took place in the same dimension. Leslie takes us the behind the scenes of his ingenious upcoming murders as he stalks a sad, terrified blonde, and we watch the horror unfold from the point of view of Leslie – and a team of greatly inept grad students, who are way in over their heads. This movie is so inventive, so creative, and so satisfying, I just… I just want to scream. Go out, rent it, and have a great Halloween.
Ross Tipograph is a film buff and Emerson College screenwriting major. When he’s not reviewing movies, he’s writing about costumes for Halloween.