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the-iceman-pixAssassins, contract killers, hitmen. Whatever you want to kill them, they are a popular fixture of Hollywood movies.

This week sees the release of The Iceman, Ariel Vromen’s film based on the book The Iceman: The True Story of a Cold-Blooded Killer by Anthony Bruno, tells the story of real-life Mafia hitman Richard Kuklinski. Nicknamed The Iceman because he froze some of his victims, he was tough, calculating and very slick.

Will his movie counterpart be the slickest movie assassin of all time? Only time will tell, but he has a lot of competition.

Let’s take a look at the top ten slickest movie assassins, by perusing though their profiles on CheckedOut, the professional network for contract killers


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10. Joe 

NAME – Joe

AKA – Joseph Gordon-Levitt


SUMMARY – As a teenager I worked as a burglar in Kansas City, until I got caught breaking and entering a watch shop. I was offer the chance to work as a Looper for the mob. I am responsible for killing criminals that are sent back from the future, and disposing of the bodies.

As a career Looper, I am working towards my thirty year retirement, and hope to travel overseas very soon to start the second phase of my life, when I will move to Shanghai and get married. I will then be sent back from the future where my younger self will close his loop, by ending my life.

EXPERIENCE AND KILLS – Have been a contract killer for the mob for around a decade. Recent notable kills include myself.

SKILLS AND EXPERTISE – Blunderbuss, Body Disposal, Breaking and Entering,

CONNECTIONS – Kid Blue, Seth, Abe, Old Joe

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