To celebrate the release of 3D Sex and Zen Metrodome have palmed us off with this shiny new poster for the film.

Unsurprisingly the BBFC took offence at some of the harder scenes on offer and requested that cuts be made from some of the scenes featuring “non consensual and violent sex” but everything else is in – and there’s a lot of weird stuff in there.

But don’t take my word for it, I was well informed when our intrepid writer (and rarely has a journalist been so worthy of that moniker) Ben Mortimer attended a special screening in a certain Soho address where he was encouraged to tweet his thoughts during the film. I can offer no better advice than to follow Mr Motimer on Twitter and search through his twitter timeline until he starts talking about genitalia and subtitles.

Here’s your poster and my poster quote in waiting: “Basically it’s your everyday 3D extravaganza with knobs on”. Facebook users can increase their standing by liking it right here.

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