On paper, Table 19 looks like a sure bet for an hour and a half of harmless mischief and silly shenanigans. A group of strangers find themselves at the same wedding reception and must make the best of their night despite being made to sit at the “losers table”. What’s not to like, right? In reality, this unimaginatively lame and thoroughly amateurish production brings absolutely nothing new, or even old to the romantic comedy genre, and winds up looking cheap, messy and almost instantly forgettable.
At the last minute Eloise (Anna Kendrick) decides to attend the wedding of her oldest friend who also happens to be the sister of Teddy (Wyatt Russell), the man who broke up with her two months earlier. Things get complicated when she finds herself sat at the worst table in the room alongside a group of unwanted guests who should have known better not to accept the polite invite. Amongst this merry band of losers, are faux-pas prone teenager Rezno (Tony Revolori), harmless simpleton Walter (Stephen Merchant), pot-smoking Nanny Jo (June Squibb) and bickering middle aged couple Bina (Lisa Kudrow) and Jerry (Craig Robinson). The group must band together and help each other get through a difficult evening which soon descends into chaos after a big secret is let out of the bag.
Kendrick, who could usually be relied upon to bring life into pretty much anything she stars in, is sadly let down by a script which is neither one thing or the other. In the absence of laugh-out-loud moments, the writers resort to cheap slapstick humour with characters falling off chairs and tripping over wedding cakes. With some serious pace issues, and risibly misjudged comic timing, Table 19 aims to be the Wedding Singer, but instead ends up with as a hybrid of a film. Not quite stylish indie, and not quite Apatow-esque gross out rom-com. In the end, Table 19 might rely on the impressive talents of its cast to get people through the door, but very few will be leaving satisfied. A brilliantly eclectic cast, let down by a poorly thought out screenplay.
Table 19 is released on April 7th.