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The French Claim this Poster in the Name of Johnny Depp

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Although the film is based in Italy, the studios decided the French should have their own boring poster.  You know they only did it because Depp lives there.  I’m just kidding my French friends, we love you all.

Below you will find the rather bland and ordinary French poster for the upcoming “comedy-drama thriller,” The Tourist, starring Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany and Timothy Dalton.

Synopsis:

The Tourist centers on Frank (Depp), an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. Elise (Jolie) is an extraordinary woman who deliberately crosses his path.

8 COMMENTS

  1. “You know they only did it because Depp lives there.” Or maybe because it is a remake of Anthony Zimmer (a French movie), isn’t it? 😉 #fail

  2. Unfortunately, she’s not the type that’s going to age well. Not sure what roles she’s going to do in 5 years or so. Maybe If Cillian Murphy ever stops playing “The Scarecrow” in the Batman movies, there’s always that

  3. Silly that their names on the poster are round the wrong way. It’s like the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie poster – four stars with the wrong names above their heads. Seems a bit stupid.

  4. Pity the names are around the wrong way. I would cut her out and just keep Johnny’s side. This movie may be the only thing that he has done that I am not interested in.

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