Speed

Speed / Speed 2: Cruise Control

This did not cruise anywhere. It was thrown into DVD bins before petrol was tipped on it and lit on fire to save the world from one of the worst sequels of all time.

It makes you pine for Family Guy‘ s mock of Speed 3: Glacier of Doom that will see them flipping out at global warming since that’d be more fun than this excessive piece of inexcusable terribleness. Shameful since the first was a great, gripping adrenaline ride that had real tension but then this had no tension, awful lines, unstable structure and a bizarre story that is supposed to be fun but ends up being infuriating. There’s more fun in diseases.

The original is hindered by the fact that you now just glare at Sandra Bullock for agreeing to the make the second.