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New Trailer for Piranha 3DD offers Bikini Bloodbath and Baywatch

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A new trailer for fang-tastic fishy horror movie Piranha 3DD is out in the wild and words cannot express my excitement.

Launching a few minutes after Marvel’s latest trailer for The Avengers might seem like a foolhardy move, but no! This film has Doc Brown and Michael Knight in it.

Here’s a synopsis,

After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark….

The new trailer is below and a fearsome and strict analysis follows,

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It's pretty much all this for the first twenty seconds. It's not subtle.
"I disapprove of this baring of flesh...' says our heroine. IN A BIKINI
'1.21 Jigging...whats?' Good to see Doc Brown back.
'Oh for f....' It's 'The Hoff' - celebrity cameos in movies fly past parody.
Right! Teeth! Lots of fish and teeth! Excellent.
Ah - the first of many...
I was in Pulp Fiction you know...
Nightmare on Elm Street? Really?

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  1. I think I speak for all when I say, what the f***? I watched the first film out of curiosity and a general laugh, but I think I will definitely be avoiding this one. It’s like The Human Centipede, watch it once because you have to, but why do they carry on?!

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