Everyone knows how this one goes,

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

But did you know that there’s a second verse to the nursery rhyme which time and an over cautious society has deemed unworthy of recitation? It follows,

Up Jack got and home did trot, as fast as he could caper,

To Old Dame Dob, who patched his nob, with vinegar and brown paper.

I doubt that any amount of nob-patching, with or without vinegar and/or brown paper would improve the look of this one. But it does have Al Pacino as himself for whatever that’s worth, and it should break up the Sandler tandem.

From what I could glean from the trailer it involves a mental breakdown and the subsequent embodiment of a man’s female’s side visible only to himself and Al Pacino. Looks ace.

Yahoo had the dubious honour of delivering this to the world.