Love these awards because they’re always completely bonkers! Roll on 2013!
Worst Picture
- BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
- JACK & JILL
- NEW YEAR’S EVE
- TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
- TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Worst Actor
- Russell Brand, ARTHUR
- Nicolas Cage, DRIVE ANGRY 3D, SEASON OF THE WITCH and TRESPASS
- Taylor Lautner, ABDUCTION and BREAKING DAWN
- Adam Sandler, JACK & JILL and JUST GO WITH IT
- Nick Swardson, BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
Worst Actress
- Martin Lawrence (As “Momma”), BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
- Sarah Palin (As “Herself”), SARAH PALIN: THE UNDEFEATED
- Sarah Jessica Parker, I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT and NEW YEAR’S EVE
- Adam Sandler (As “Jill”), JACK & JILL
- Kristen Stewart, TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Worst Supporting Actor
- Patrick Dempsey, TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
- James Franco, YOUR HIGHNESS
- Ken Jeong, BIG MOMMAS 3, THE HANGOVER 2, TRANSFORMERS 3 and ZOOKEEPER
- Al Pacino (As “Al Pacino”), JACK & JILL
- Nick Swardson, JACK & JILL and JUST GO WITH IT
Worst Supporting Actress
- Katie Holmes, JACK & JILL
- Brandon T. Jackson (As “Charmaine”), BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
- Nicole Kidman, JUST GO WITH IT
- David Spade (As “Monica”), JACK & JILL
- The Underwear Model (aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
Worst Screen Ensemble
- The Entire Cast of BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
- The Entire Cast of JACK & JILL
- The Entire Cast of NEW YEAR’S EVE
- The Entire Cast of TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
- The Entire Cast of TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Worst Director
- Michael Bay, TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
- Tom Brady, BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
- Bill Condon, TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
- Dennis Dugan, JACK & JILL and JUST GO WITH IT
- Garry Marshall, NEW YEAR’S EVE
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
- ARTHUR
- BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR (Rip-Off of BOOGIE NIGHTS and A STAR IS BORN)
- THE HANGOVER PART 2 (Both a Sequel AND a Remake!)
- JACK & JILL (Remake/Rip-Off of Ed Woods’ GLEN OR GLENDA)
- TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Worst Screen Couple
- Nicolas Cage & Anyone Sharing the Screen with Him in Any of His Three 2011 Movies
- Shia LeBeouf & The Underwear Model (aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) TRANSFORMERS 3
- Adam Sandler & EITHER Jennifer Aniston OR Brooklyn Decker, JUST GO WITH IT
- Adam Sandler and EITHER Katie Holmes, Al Pacino OR Adam Sandler, JACK & JILL
- Krtisten Stewart & EITHER Taylor Lautner OR Robert Pattinson, TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Worst Screenplay
- BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR, Written by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert and Nick Swardson
- JACK & JILL, Screenplay by Steve Koren & Adam Sandler, Story by Ben Zook
- NEW YEAR’S EVE, Written by Katherine Fugate
- TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON, Written by Ehren Kruger
- TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I, Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg